TUNE INTO TRUMP!

TUNE INTO TRUMP!

US President’s inauguration! Tomorrow:

  • BBC World News (DStv 400/StarSat 256) 17h00 -21h00.
  • Sky News (DStv 402) 17h00.
  • CNBC Africa (DStv 410) 18h00 – 22h00.

X-SAMS! Gottcha!

Thousands of UWC, UCT and CTPUT have started writing their DECEMBER exams this week.

IT PAYS TO BE POOR? Gottcha.

R 11 billion every month for social grants to 11 million Safricans.

DANC of Voting! Gottcha!

ANC vs DA’s mission impossible

The MADFAD – LINGO – LANG!

new daily number / letters quiz for All Mad members and non – members. The first correct e – mail entry received wins a R 100 voucher to spend at Amadoda Braai or Bread Café, The Bromwell, Albert Road, Woodstock!

Fuel 4 Thought
A (gd) 4 (yrdstck) 9 (2) 2 (knw) 4 (hw) 3 (mch) 4 (1’s) 5 (vhcl) 7 (csts) 5 (1) 3 (pr) 3 (klmtre) 9 (eez) 2 (2) (clclte) 9 (eat) 2 (@) 2 (65) 10 (%) 7 (pr) 3 Uber (trff) 6!
A good yardstick to know how much one’s vehicle costs per kilometre is to calculate it at sixty – five percent per Uber tariff.

Safrican rugby
(Hour) 3 (cntry)7 (eezz) 2 (lsng) 6 (mre) 4 (&) 3 (mre) 4 (tpp) 3 (pleirs) 7 (2) 2 (EU UK) E – – – – – – – (prfssnl) 12 (rgby) 5 (clbs) 5?

RAND/STAND!

Rand/$ R 13.4913. Rand/Euro R 14.419. Rand/Brtsh Pnd R 16.6071.

Flaunt it Baby!

Bst Drssd MadFad Reader. Sam Driver
Pink Black e Brown. Heita!

WNS A BREAD BURGER

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE DEADLINE FOR THE CLAIMS OF PRIZES IS 12h00 after date of publication!
FWIIW
The corporate world’s marginalized embrace more than the world’s refugees!Gottcha!

Andre Potgieter, 19 January, 2017

YOU ARE A WINNER

How does it work?

Gottcha
You analyse the Gottcha and show that you , one, grasp the connotation, and, two, the satire.
Wins R100 Voucher @ Bread/Amadoda

MADFAD-LINGO_LANG
With the Spell – A – Well you decipher the [ (clu) 4 – “clue” ] and complete the riddle.

ANSWERS MUST BE SUBMITED BY 8AM THE NEXT MORNING!

E-mail your answers to andre@madworld.co.za

Wednesday’s Gottcha Answers

FEWILL SURVIVE! Gottcha!
Wordplay on FUEL FEWILL.

SISA -VISA! Gottcha!
Wordplay on the 90 countries for which we don’t need to have a VIS! Wordplay also on VIVA FIFA! And the despicability of having to have VISAS! Sis!

MEGA MEGA MEGA BITES MY CHINA!
Wordplay on the digital world. Mega Mega indicating virtually incalculability. MY China – expression of camaraderie between friends and wordplay on CHINA!

Posted in MadFad | Leave a comment