THIS MOST EXCELLENT CANOPY THE AIR…….A FOUL PESTILENT CONGREGATION OF VAPOURS! Gottcha!

The smog in China clogs one’s lungs! Large parts of Northern China clogged in smog! The smog is generated through emission from coal – power stations.

TRAPPED IN THE CELL OF YOUR PHONE!Gottcha!

We get paranoiac when separated from our phone – EVEN if it’s just for a few minutes! Our bodies manifest heartbeats associated with post – traumatic stress! This according to recent research at the Hungarian Academy of Sciences and Eotvos Lorand University in Boedapest.

“THE JAZZ” on the ROCKS? Gottcha!

The JAZZ ON THE ROCKS-festival kicks off tomorrow at the Cape – Columbine Nature Reserve (Tietiebaai). 18 000 jazz lovers expected.

U PAY WE PRAY! Gottcha!

Yeoville (Jozi) residents are up in arms on the influx of HEALTH & WEALTH (Nigeria, DRC etc) churches in this suburb! Deafening sound of all night bass guitaring and drums ( tell me about it )! Xenophobic violence is lurking in the aisle!

The MADFAD – LINGO – LANG!

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Pravin Gordhan.
Eenn – – shrt – – – – – eett – – bls – – – – – dwn – – – – 2 – – eat – – , det – – – – da – – – Mnstr – – – – – – – – wll – – – – eenn – – he’s – – – bdgt – – – – – – spch – – – – – – 5 tll – – – – uz – – hw – – – mch – – – – off – – hour – – – oan – – – mny – – – – – wee – – nd – – – – 2 – – gve – – – – 2 – – hm – – – !
In short it boils down to it that the Minister will in his budget speech tell us how much of our own money we need to give to him!

Who says THECITY does not have a national circus?
Da – – – brnd(name) – – – – – ! Prlmnt – – – – – – – – – ! De – – – actz – – – – ! Maqrde – – – – – – – – – – !
Prsdnt – – – – – – – – – Zma – – – – ! Clwn – – – – – ! Jls Mlma – – – – – – – – – – – – ! De – – – acrbts – – – – – – – – ! Da – – – Da – – !

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Flaunt it Baby!

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Black is IT! Gottcha1

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Rules of Engagement if rigidly and strictly enforced become Tools of Enslavement!

Andre Potgieter , 22 February 2017

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Gottcha
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Tuesday’s Gottcha Answers

KURT COBAIN I MEAN CURB COCAINE! Gottcha!
Wordplay on the lead singer of a famous rock group Nirvana – Kurt Cobain. This rhymes with Curb Cocaine AND further means to stop the illegal trade of this substance.

STAND UP! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS! Gottcha!
Parody on the late Reggae srar, Bob Marlet’s song! Wordplay on your rights!

KAGISO GRAB A DA FORTUNE! Gottcha!
Wordplay on RADABA Kagiso (G)RAB A DA – surname of the cricket star.

U WATCH & SI YA! Gottcha!
Wordplay on “You wait and see” Parody on SIYA –new captain of the Stormers (Kolisi).

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